most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I’m not so hungry I’ll just eat a child
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Men of tumblr. Your duty awaits
im just waiting for them to post pictures of themselves in these dresses
What started off as a joke has now done nothing but make me feel pretty…
Am I doing it right?
Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"